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Wiskundige Blond

Die baas wil Blondie se wiskunde toets.. Baas: 'As ek vir jou 5 miljoen rand gee, minus 10%, hoeveel trek jy af?' Blondie: 'Alles, Meneer! Skoene, rok, bra, pantie - ALLES !!!'

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Type:Blond

05 May 2016

Blonde and two chimpanzees

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast in Australia when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to....

Type:Blond

05 May 2016

Blond Kidnapper

A blonde was having financial difficulties and decides that she has to take some serious action, so she goes to the park and kidnaps a young boy and writes a ransom note, "I have kidnapped you....

Type:Blond

05 May 2016

Blonde Suicide

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the....

Type:Blond

05 May 2016

Blond Guy

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde chap were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.  They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I ....

Type:Blond

05 May 2016

Blonde Circle

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a cir....

Type:Blond

05 May 2016

Blond & Speecop

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to h....

Type:Blond

05 May 2016

Dumb blonde

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side ....

Type:Blond

05 May 2016

Blonde Sales

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, 'How is much is this TV?' The salesman said, 'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.' The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how muc....

Type:Blond

05 May 2016

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