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Gracious Bitch

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Helicopter Trip

Piet and Anna went to the Garies Landbou Skou every year. Every year, Piet would ask: 'Anna, ek wil bietjie in daai helikopter vlieg.' And every year, Anna would answer: 'Jong, Piet, daai ....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Good hearing

A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartm....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Demanding wife

When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive....... So I took her to a petrol station

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Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Perfect date

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she s....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Teaching Wife to Golf

'Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?' 'You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Ju....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Pepper Orgasm

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently �wiped �her nose, and then visibly shuddered for t....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorr....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and tol....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. ....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

The 6th & Best Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I s....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy stea....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Best Pick up Line

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your ....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Stages of Sex

Results  of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you a....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Vasectomy

After  having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband  went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want t....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Tampons

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight,' the....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Quicky

A quickie in the bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Barber Shop

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? 'The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few da....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Italian Mama

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. ....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Bottle of Merlot

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is fro....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Daffy Duck

  Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls hotel reception and asks for condoms. The receptionist says, 'shall I put them on your bill?' Daffy replies…..  ....

Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

Pub Prostitute

A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered: 'You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.

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Type:Sex & Marriage

05 May 2016

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